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A Thousand Words - 10-18-06
How to Give a Friend a Pipe
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A Thousand Words - 10-18-06
This is the tail my new surf board. Notice the gash from the end to the leash plug. That's not supposed to be there. I'm not too sure what happened - but now I have two boards that need fixing - and the surf is just starting to get good - after about a month and a half of being shitty.
Here's the underside - yes - the gash goes ALL the way through.
October 18, 2006 | A Thousand Words,Surfing Related | PermaLink | Comments (0)
How to Give a Friend a Pipe
Maybe you've given some thought to this subject before? Most likely not. How to give a friend a pipe is something any peace loving hippy should know how to do. And since most people do not fall under this category - myself included - I just like to smoke herb - I figured I'd shed some light on the issue.
First - find a pipe that suits the lucky soon to be recipient. You don't want to go and give a six chambered four foot bong to someone who just started smoking a week ago - unless you don't like them. Or have the desire to render them useless. You should pay close attention to the little details - is it made of glass? Clay? Wood? Toilet-paper roll? Does it have pretty paintings on it? Is there a carb?
Second - contemplate the best time and place to surprise the lucky bastard. 5 minutes before a mid-term probably isn't the best idea. Unless of course you're still pissed off about him smoking all your shit. Now 4:20 PM on a Sunday afternoon - just in time to settle in and watch some Football is more like it.
Third - pack it with some good green! What the hell is the point to giving someone an empty pipe!?!? That's like getting a remote control car for Christmas - only to find out you have no batteries!
Fourth - toke up!
I got this for my good friend #*@@&. I bought if for him on my honeymoon as a thank you gift for hanging in there with me throughout the whole ordeal. I gave it to him the day he moved out of his apartment - after breaking up with his girlfriend. We christened his new place. Thanks #*@@&
October 17, 2006 | Random Shit | PermaLink | Comments (0)
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