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How to Give a Friend a Pipe
It's the Little Victories that Count
What does a Kiss taste like?
The Importance of Listening
The Man in the Mirror
Where's our Mama?
Balancing Act
My Second Birthday Cake
El Gato Cazador de la Mosca
August 15, 2005
Why I love the Underground ...
What did June 22, 2005 bring for you?
My new protein shake invention
I'm the biggest sucker in the world - right now
El Gato en el Sol
I Fixed My Toilet!
"Have you met anyone yet?"
Until she calls
Inspiration comes in bunches
Showing Love
This Place
Lackawanna Blues
4 Missing Teeth
My Middle Finger
El Gato Grande - 01-16-05
Pay Back
Friday - 1-7-05 - Storm
Live Doppler - 1-4-05
What I want B/W What I need
For The Common Stupidity
George Carlin Mouths Off
Browsing Frederick's
Company Christmas Present
My Wisom Teeth Stress
The Dentist
Seven Deadly Sins
11-16-04
I'm ashamed
10-26-04
11-25-04
Coffee...
10-14-04 #2
10-14-04 AM
Random Shit
How to Give a Friend a Pipe
Maybe you've given some thought to this subject before? Most likely not. How to give a friend a pipe is something any peace loving hippy should know how to do. And since most people do not fall under this category - myself included - I just like to smoke herb - I figured I'd shed some light on the issue.
First - find a pipe that suits the lucky soon to be recipient. You don't want to go and give a six chambered four foot bong to someone who just started smoking a week ago - unless you don't like them. Or have the desire to render them useless. You should pay close attention to the little details - is it made of glass? Clay? Wood? Toilet-paper roll? Does it have pretty paintings on it? Is there a carb?
Second - contemplate the best time and place to surprise the lucky bastard. 5 minutes before a mid-term probably isn't the best idea. Unless of course you're still pissed off about him smoking all your shit. Now 4:20 PM on a Sunday afternoon - just in time to settle in and watch some Football is more like it.
Third - pack it with some good green! What the hell is the point to giving someone an empty pipe!?!? That's like getting a remote control car for Christmas - only to find out you have no batteries!
Fourth - toke up!
I got this for my good friend #*@@&. I bought if for him on my honeymoon as a thank you gift for hanging in there with me throughout the whole ordeal. I gave it to him the day he moved out of his apartment - after breaking up with his girlfriend. We christened his new place. Thanks #*@@&
October 17, 2006 | Random Shit | PermaLink | Comments (0)
It's the Little Victories that Count
About a month ago - I got a ticket. Not a speeding ticket - or anything of that nature. I was surprised with an Expired Validation ticket. Yes - my tags where out of date - by 2 months. But - I'd already paid my registration fees - but had overlooked that this year - I was required to get a Smog Check. Through a process that took entirely too long - namely - a letter from the DMV telling me that I needed to PASS a Smog Check - and then my tags would be sent to me.
So I go to check my car Smogged one day. I wait about 15 min at a Unical 76 - with my car in their shop. Then the guy comes out and tells me that their machine is broken - and it won't be fixed until the next day. Great. Ok - so I go to another spot that's somewhat close to my apartment. Their Smog Technician is on lunch break. So - I didn't get a Smog Check this day.
A few weeks go buy - and my Wedding was fast approaching - so I was pre-occupied with that - as well as getting ready for my Honeymoon. When - low and behold - I have a ticket waiting for me. $50. Not a lot - but more than I really wanted to pay.
I followed the steps outlined to Contest the Ticket - and I won. Just got the letter today. Needless to say - I did a little jig and gave myself a pat on the back.
Fight the Power!
October 12, 2006 | Random Shit | PermaLink | Comments (0)
What does a Kiss taste like?
Yeah yeah - I know - nothing original - but its funny.
Have LOTS of updates - but will get to that some other time - enjoy:
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in His mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"
